My Dogs

I’m not saying that I don’t like any people
I’m just saying that I sure like my dogs
I’m not saying that I don’t like any people
I’m just saying that I sure like my dogs
 
I don’t have to worry about my dogs ever leaving me
Unless they’re chasing something in the woods
And I don’t have to worry about my dogs ever deceiving me
‘Cause unlike people that ain’t something they do real good
 
And I don’t’ have to worry that when one of my dogs is smiling
That somewhere behind that smile lurks a bad intent
And I don’t have to worry about my dogs fucking up some part of the world
Then pleading to the media it was an accident
 
I’m not saying that I don’t like any people
I’m just saying that I sure like my dogs
I’m not saying that I don’t like any people
I’m just saying that I sure like my dogs
 
I don’t have to worry about my dogs starting up a war
They might get into a fight, but it’ll end right there
And I don’t have to worry about my dogs getting religion
They’ve never even heard of sin, oh they just don’t care
 
And I don’t have to worry about my dogs discriminating
Against another dog ‘cause of the colour of its fur
Don’t have to worry about them justifying their hating
Thinking that somehow, someway they’re more pure
 
I’m not saying that I don’t like any people
I’m just saying that I sure like my dogs
I’m not saying that I don’t like any people
I’m just saying that I sure like my dogs
 
And I don’t have to worry that when one of my dogs is dying
I’ll have to watch it suffer ‘til the very bitter end
We get to watch our loved ones wasting away from cancer
But we wouldn’t dream of doing the same thing to man’s best friend
 
I’m not saying that I don’t like any people
I’m just saying that I sure like my dogs
I’m not saying that I don’t like any people
I’m just saying that I sure like my dogs
 
 

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